Hooked has decided to take the topic of resolutions one step further by asking guys what they wish their girlfriends would resolve to get rid of in the coming year. (And we're not just talking about the pink feather boas and cushions they subtly introduce into our rooms in their attempts at redecoration), but the habits and behaviours that simply make the hairs on the back of our necks stand.
I hope she will get rid of:
All things pink in my room, including those pink bows on my BMW V12 car model.
That Brad Pitt poster placed strategically over my FHM wall calendar. hahah. u deserve it. need to improve on ur fashion sense.
"Cutesy" calendars featuring babies in flower pots and the like.(Yeah, they're kinda cute but nothing makes a guy more nervous than the smell of long-term commitment…even if it is unintentional). gosh! babies not equivalent to setting a family with u. even if we do think wad it would be like to marry you (sometimes), we def dont think of babies. THINK! there is a shortage of kids in singapore. marriage is not equivalent to setting a family up. we're nt obssessed with u. we just have foresight
Photos of her ex-boyfriend(s). dont sms/im/email ur ex girlfrend then.
Do I look fat (in this)? Questions.
Do I look fat (in this)?”Questions followed by a "You’re-a-male-chauvinistic-insensitive-pig-and-I-am-leaving-you"declaration when you answer "yes", or "Don’t-lie-I-know-you’re-lying-can-I-have-some-honesty-from-you-for-once" accusation when you answer "no", or "Don’t-change-the-subject” statement when you try in vain to change the subject" dont lie but remember to say the truth with tact.
The desire to watch chick flicks and then launch into an in-depth analysis and discussion of the symbolisms and meanings of the movie with me. the deeper symbols are essential in comprehending the movie entirely. its part of an intellectual procedure. we dont watch movies for babes/cars/action. we watch it for the essence of learning and perhaps a good laugh
The habit of going through my hand-phone messages and then interrogating me on every female name she comes across. dUH! we should hav mutual friends.
"Soccer or me?" Questions. sometimes we dont get how you are soooooooooo bz or tired that u cant meet us, let alone msge us, but have jus enough time and energy to play soccer or play warcraft or anything jus as dumb when we specifically set time aside on weekends cus we wanna see you?! right, gurls? men are so dumb.
The "in-an-argument-if-I’m-right-I’m-right-and-if-you’re-wrong-I’m-right-and-even-if-I’m-wrong-I’m-still-right" attitude. this is gonna be prevalent in lifetimes to come. think of it. more than half the time, we ARE right. we're hardly wrong cuz we ALWAYS think on both sides before we do anything unlike male insensitive brutes who only think of and for themselves, usually. and since most of the times we are right, you should give in to us when we ARE wrong, cuz we hardly make mistakes and when we do, you could try being nice and make it easier for us to accept it.
and so her story is told@ 12:03 AM
